By the Numbers
Why Management 200 is the greatest class at USAFA:•Number of credits earned in a normal class:
3
•Number of credits earned in Mgt 200:
2
•Number of lessons taught in a normal class:
42
•Number of lessons taught in Mgt 200:
32
•Number of days I get to skip fifth period:
10
•Number of GRs (Graded Reviews) (exams that occur at 6:30 am) in a normal class:
At least 2
•Number of GRs (Graded Reviews) (exams that occur at 6:30 am) in Mgt 200:
1
•Amount of writing for recent case study analysis in Mgt 200:
2.5 pages of pure, unadulterated BS
•Amount of reading of case study done in preparation for recent case study analysis in Mgt 200:
0
•First sentence of recent case study analysis in Mgt 200:
"Considering I forgot to print out and read the case study regarding TD Waterhouse, my analysis of its current situation is rather limited."
•Estimated grade for recent case study analysis in Mgt 200:
16/50
•Actual grade for recent case study analysis in Mgt 200:
41/50
•Disbelief and joy upon receiving actual grade for recent case study analysis in Mgt 200:
72
posted by Patrick Sauncy @ 14:20
1 Comments:
So basically, you're still in high school?
AWESOME.
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